"Oh goodness...there she is!!! THE QUEEN OF THE MENNONITES!"-me on lauras old roomie
"Oh you missed it erin had bed head"-laura
"oh yeah?? i know what she was doing to get that bed head'-me
"yeah i was sleepin!!"-erin
"yeah with your RIGHT HAND!!"-me
"what can i say people are attracted to my tits"-me on my powderpuff and rugby bruises on my chest
"this is no laughin matter"-laura yelling at erin and i when we took her to the hospital and were makin fun of the nurse
"those scrubs make your ass look fat"-me on the nurses scrub pants
"hes like chunky beef stew, whereas the other guy is like chicken noodle"-me comparing two studs..or non studs
"tori amos plays the devils music!!!"-me and laura
"skippy.....you bad turtle!"-all three of us yellin at skipster for doing his bad turtle habits
WTF!!!!....what the hell-me
"have any of you seen that movie deep throat?? hmmm..i can see you thinking (long pause) OH MY GOD...I DONT MEAN THE DIRTY ONE!!! I DONT WANT TO KNOW ABOUT WHAT TYPES OF PORNOGRAPHIC MATERIAL YOU KIDS WATCH TODAY!!"- Dr. Hanes my Criminal Justice Professor
she has a sweatshirt tied around her waist...that totally means "im easy" in the amish community-me on lauras old roomie
